The Krystals Of Kharg is a science fiction comedy adventure. The evil Kharg, with his dwarf servant Giraffe, is searching for a cache of Anti-Matter with which he intends to destroy Earth. On his trail is the Fleet ship Orion, led by the genial Captain, Adam Condor and his First Officer, Varin Hex, who's nose unfortunately keeps changing shape. This provides much hilarity for the crew, including the psycho Butch Bradley, sexy Lieutenant Dee Cups, the neurotic Mr Crackers and Jingles, who navigates using ju-ju. Along the way they are helped by Silas, the worst Sorceror on the planet Klumzy and Stan the Prophet, leader of the primitives on the planet Here. Will Earth be saved? Probably! Read the hilarious novel and find out how.